Gold Standard for Region Names

Greetings from Rocky Bal Boata!


 Spruce Springsteen. Wiley Post (who has heard of him anymore? show of hands?) Yew Betcha. Those are just some of the cute region names around my home. I LOVE the clever names the moles or whoever comes up with, and now the stilt houses are just brilliant;

Ethel Merman, Rock Lobster, Getmah Drift, Shore Thing. Tied Up. Tied Down. OccupenSea. ResidenSea

I want to be at a meeting where they come up with these.

The ones that inspired this post tho; the gold standard for Dad Joke Region names; Beachy Keen, Knot Atoll, Marlin Monroe, Tuna Turner, Swim Shady, Salmon and Gillfunkel. And of course, Immoral Porpoises.

Slow clap and much respek, moles.